Meet the Team
🐹 Ronnie and Reggie, the Realm Inspectors 🐹
Deep within the Woodland Realm, where pastel creatures keep ancient watch and the Forest of Dean whispers its old stories, two very small but highly dedicated members of staff work tirelessly behind the scenes. Though their paws are tiny, their responsibilities are vast.
These are the Realm Inspectors — guardians of quality, comfort, and general studio mischief.
Their duties include (but are not limited to):
- Hay‑level inspections of prints and originals.
- Structural nibble‑testing.
- Monitoring snack security.
- Postal duties for the Monthly Print Club.
- Issuing official squeaks of approval.
- Ensuring the artist remains supervised at all times.
Each brings their own unique talents, quirks, and television preferences to the job. Together, they form the most enthusiastic inspection team the Realm has ever known.
🌿 Inspector Ronnie🌿
Senior Realm Inspector
Senior Realm Inspector
Role: Head of Quality Control.
Special Skills: Hay‑level inspections, precision squeaking, detecting suspicious crumbs.
Weakness: Carrots (will do absolutely anything for one)
Status: Fully qualified, takes his duties extremely seriously.
Ronnie oversees all artwork entering the Woodland Realm. His primary responsibility is ensuring that every print, original, and mock‑up meets the highest standards of softness, mossiness, and enchantment. He performs rigorous hay‑level inspections, nibble‑tests corners (purely for structural integrity), and issues official squeaks of approval.
He enjoys quiet afternoons supervising studio activity, rearranging bedding for optimal comfort, and monitoring the snack situation with unwavering vigilance.
Favourite TV Shows:
Peter Rabbit, Tales from the Riverbank, Wind in the Willows, Toad of Toad Hall.
Cannot Watch:
Watership Down — too sensitive; requires immediate cuddles and a snack.
Ronnie is the steady paw of the operation — dependable, earnest, and always ready to inspect one more print… especially if carrots are involved.
🌙 Inspector Reggie🌙
Apprentice Realm Inspector
Role: Junior Inspector in Training
Special Skills: Chaos detection, enthusiasm, rapid zoomies.
Weakness: Still learning what not to chew.
Status: Eager apprentice, occasionally naughty, endlessly charming.
Reggie is currently undergoing his official Realm Inspector apprenticeship. His duties include shadowing Ronnie, learning the sacred art of hay‑level inspections, and practising his “approval squeak” (currently louder than necessary, but full of heart).
He brings boundless curiosity to the studio, often investigating brushes, paper edges, and anything that rustles. While his methods are unconventional, his enthusiasm is unmatched, and his reports — though occasionally smudged — are always sincere.
Favourite TV Shows:
The Adventures of Paddington, Fantastic Mr Fox, The Clangers, Bagpuss.
Cannot Watch:
The Gruffalo — far too tense; hides under the hay until it’s over.
Reggie is the spark of mischief in the Realm — a tiny whirlwind of excitement who will one day grow into a formidable inspector… once he stops trying to eat the paperwork..
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